Tex-Mex In Any Other State…

I wasn’t born in Texas. We moved here when I was in the first grade. I wouldn’t so much as taste any kind of Mexican food until about ten years later.

However, I’ve been making up for lost time (and tamales) ever since. Of course, in these parts the foods are adapted to Texans’ tastes, giving rise to a sub-cuisine known as “Tex-Mex.”

One of my favorites is the chimichanga. It’s a large flour tortilla piled with a double handful of meat and/or other goodies, rolled up with both ends closed, then–and this is the key to its crispy greatness–deep-fried.

The resulting entree is roughly the size of an overstuffed 6-inch sub sandwich, or Shaquille O’Neal’s right thumb, whichever frame of reference works for you. Some chefs top them with cheese sauce or a salsa, but the standard is a dollop each of sour cream and guacamole. These toppings perch waaay up on the chimichanga, trying not to get dizzy and fall headlong into the side of shredded lettuce and pico de gallo.

I don’t get out of Texas too often, so I’m spoiled to my idea of Mexican food. However, when traveling, I know not to expect actual Tex-Mex. And I like to think of myself as a fairly unflappable traveler, going with the flow and not complaining that “this ain’t like Plato Loco makes it” or whatever.

During my last trip to Washington state, we all went to the (one) local Mexican place for dinner. Yaay, the menu included chimichangas, and I was kind of hungry for one. Oddly, though, it was part of a combo that also included a tamale. As if anyone could eat a chimichanga and anything else.

Oh well, I could get a to-go box for the excess.

My plate arrived, loaded with the tamale, rice, beans, and some shredded lettuce. Beside the lettuce sat a dollop of sour cream and another of guacamole. Notably absent was any sign of a chimichanga.

You know… the entree.

Deciding embarrassment was better than starvation, I turned to the waiter. “Umm… the chimichanga…?”

With a puzzled frown, he pointed to the sour cream-guacamole duo. “It’s right there.”

I lifted the guacamole with an exploratory fork and found one open end of a small, rolled-up, meat-filled tortilla.

“OH, THERE IT IS!!” I proclaimed triumphantly.

Yes, I actually said that out loud.

About my entree.

On the bright side… embarrassment did, in fact, turn out to be better than starvation.

And I didn’t even need that to-go box.

Thanks for reading,

About Jan C. Johnson

Welcome! If you like food, reading, laughing over life's little disasters, and maybe thinking about the bigger things of life, you have come to the right place. Besides blogging, I write humorous fiction, though real life tends to leave fictional humor in the shade. But I'm not a total goofball. No, really. I'm also working on a biography project. I live in North Texas with my husband, Brent. We enjoy bicycling, Mexican food, and traveling to visit our kids and grandkids.
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6 Responses to Tex-Mex In Any Other State…

  1. marlece says:

    My girl friend grew up in Texas now living here. She always tries to lose 6pounds before she goes home to visit because she sets up camp at her Tex-mex fav and gains 6 pounds or more. She claims there is nothing around like it. She would understand your dilemma but she’s more blunt about it! She says ew to any WA state Mexican, won’t touch the stuff!


    • Hey, Marlece! I know plenty of people who won’t go near Mexican food in the north. What we need to do is get together next time you are coming to Texas! If you order a chimichanga, I guarantee you’ll be able to find it on your plate without digging for it! Thanks for the comment…


  2. Jeannine Johnson says:

    I don’t ever remember eating Mexican food, when I lived in Washington. but that was many years ago, when we moved to Texas , I fell for all of that Mexican food. Love it, Now you’ve made me hungry for some, Jennifer is coming for a visit tomorrow, think we will head for Mexican food.
    Yea! Love Mom


  3. Donna Price says:

    When we travel, we do not eat Mexican or barbecue north of Oklahoma, unless our hosts happen to be former Texans and recommend a restaurant. It is not worth it!


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