Paul Mathews once again presents classic British humor at its goofiest. George, our hapless main character, patiently narrates his first-person, stream-of-consciousness account of a week when absolutely NOTHING would go right. I mean, if a princess shows up in your living room and announces you must have kidnapped her… whaddaya gonna do? Obviously, you buy her a box of her favorite cereal before she throws a tantrum.

And the situation just gets wackier from there.

Why, oh why does this woman keep saying she is George’s prisoner, when he’s doing his level best to get her to leave?

If you liked Mathews’ “We Have Lost” series, you’ll find this tale a Great Weekend read!

Thanks for reading,

Jan