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Remote Shell Game
Hi. My name is Jan, and I’m not smart enough to watch television. (Of course, you could say that avoiding television is smarter than watching it, but that’s beside the point.) To be honest, I don’t really think it’s my … Continue reading →
Posted in I Remember When... (my OWN stories)
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Tagged appliance, electronics, funny, humor, internet, Jan C Johnson, media, Netflix, remote control, Rube Goldberg, television
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I’ve Been Hosed!
Not gonna lie… we’re total newbies at having a swimming pool. I mean, we don’t trust ourselves to take care of it, but have professionals maintain the pool lest it end up infested with mold or jellyfish or something. Adding … Continue reading →
Posted in I Remember When... (my OWN stories)
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Tagged appliance, defribrillator, humor, Janice C Johnson, pool maintenance, rebellion, Roomba, Windex
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Protein Shaken – Part 1
Seriously, I still can’t find an honest appliance anywhere. And if they’d only cooperate, I could really use their help with my fitness goals. See, I don’t mind being kind of matronly, but I don’t want to overdo it. So … Continue reading →
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Tagged appliance, blender, chocolate, fitness, funny, humor, Janice C Johnson, mop, postal scale, protein, protein powder, protein shake, recloseable bag, refrigerator, zipper bag
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How Coffee Put Me On Edge (It Ain’t the Caffeine)
For years, coffee made me crazy, and not because of the caffeine. It was that underhanded coffeemaker of mine. Yes, I know: “Another appliance? Seriously?” You have every right to ask, after my mishaps with the microwave, washing machine, vacuum … Continue reading →
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Tagged appliance, coffee, cognitive dissonance, confusion, humor, Mr Coffee, scorched
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